Samual What?

Lalas should be rounded up and shot
Message: i soo agree!! * MelC *

- Started by Samuel Wong Jun Hao;
Singapore

Okay.
I'm sick of this.

Friendster has been chewed up and spit
out like
bad bacon by Malaysians. Why? The bad
use of
English, the act of retardedism and most
importantly, the disgusting and
unfathomable
pictures of you guys acting cute.

Puffing up your cheeks DOES NOT make
you look
cute. It just emphasises on how you're
trying to
hold back a burp. You look like a
pufferfish. A
moronic pufferfish.

Taking a shot from the top is alright, but
do not
ever open your eyes super wide and act
cute.
Never. It freaks people out, gives hentai
lovers a
description of how you're begging to get
your face
sprayed all over with cum. Oh yeah, you
look like
a dog too. My dog. So bark?

DO NOT EVER DO HAND GESTURES. It
just
symbolises
on your stupidity and how you are trying
so hard
to speak 'Retard' in sign language.

euu; miie;
blahblahblahinserthereenlongatedword.
They are creative, so to speak, but when
you write
compositions, you don't spell them like
that, do
you? I'd rather you take the time to spell
every
word correctly and leave a good
impression on
foreigners, than leave your dimwit-slime
all over.

Get your grammar and vocabulary
right. "Love
hurts", not "Love hurt".

What is up with the how "moii" thing? Moi
is a
french word - stop abusing that word, lest
the
french invade. Do you actually use that
word in
your real life conversations? Do you know
how to
pronounce it? And if you do, it's not "mu-
oi".
It's "muah", you moron.

I merely want you all to change for the
better of
not only the country, but for your own sake
too.
But hey, read on.

Whoever doesn't sign admits the fact that
he/she
has condemned himself or herself to my
list of
so-to-speak dumbpricks and/or crackheads.
Inducing
on that fact, you are also welcome to my
full list
of insults, garbage and junk.If I have
offended
any of you, you are a loser as you are
easily
agitated by just an internet mail.

dEn sOmE pE0p|e lIk3 t0 tYpE liKe ThAt
i dUnN0
wHy..SeE liA0 eY3s aLs0 p4iN mAn

I'd also like to give this bulletin a finishing
touch. All that copying and pasting
forwarded
testimonials, are lame. Please. Dumb.
Disgusting.
Totally. Write your own testimonial or
don't send
one at all! Oh, I forgot to mention.
Testimonials
are statements or character and conduct
presented
to others as a mark of esteem. Not places
for you
to wish happy birthday and type whatever
junk you
have in your hollow brain.

This guy is awesome. Props to him.
Lemme add some
of my own


Vain camera/webcam whores are...lame.

Substituting letters for funny symbols that
resemble alphabets is a pain to read.

Chain letters that will kill you/wreck your
love
life/give u a bad day/make a certain
person fall
in love with you if sent to 15 people are
hilarious. Hard to believe people fall for
them.

If Friendster would want to close down
cause they
were running out of 'space' they would
pass
bulletins around to see if anyone was
actually
using their accounts. They just check your
login
record, fools.


*not intended to insult anyone, just my 2
cents
bout Friendster. Cheers.


P.S. Lalas should be rounded up and shot
or gassed.

Hrm, and I thought Singaporeans were supposed to be civilized. Haha.. it's hilarious that he actually paid attention to so many little things that i wouldn't even bother taking a look at, not to say putting any thoughts on... Good one though... cuz he caught my attention.